|Grapefruit vs. Sharpener|
|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Air date||February 4, 2011|
|Directed by|| Knife!|
|Characters|| Grapefruit, Knife, |
Sharpener, Angry Marshmallow
Grapefruit meets Sharpener, and then insults go flying back and forth until Marshmallow attacks.
Grapefruit: If I see that orange one more time, I will unleash a world of pain.
Grapefruit: A knife? Boring!
Knife: Are you calling me boring?
Grapefruit: No, just dull.
Knife: Oh, no, never say I'm dull, or Sharpener will get me.
Sharpener: Your luck just ran out!
Sharpener: Who are you?
Grapefruit: The greatest fruit in the fruitdom, Grapefruit!
Sharpener: Lose some weight, then!
Grapefruit: You're a bit sharp on insults.
Sharpener: And what's that supposed to mean?
Grapefruit: You're a kumquat.
Sharpener: And you're overweight.
Grapefruit: At least I can flex.
Sharpener: There is no such thing as lip flexing.
Grapefruit: Hey, Sharpener!
Grapefruit: Angry Marshmallow!