Grapefruit: Where's some entertainment nowadays?
(An Apple iPhone is placed on the counter)
Apple: You look bored.
Grapefruit: And you look a bit down! Did your mum trip over the wireless connection again?
Apple: Wow, reminds me of Orange.
Grapefruit: Oh yeah? I'm gonna kick his [bleep] six ways from [bleep] soon.
Apple: How can you kick? You don't have legs.
Grapefruit: Watch it, Apple.
Apple: All I'm saying is that you...
Grapefruit: Ya answering me back?
Apple: I happen to be the latest Apple iPhone.
Grapefruit: Okay, then. If so, calculate this: (2484 + 2353) divided by 435
Apple: You know I have a calculator?
Grapefruit: Use it!
Apple: Okay, it was 11.12.
Grapefruit: Wrong. (whispering) "Was?"
Apple: Then what was it?
Grapefruit: I don't know, I was asking you.
Apple: You know what? You're overweight.
Grapefruit: I smell smoke, and now you're on fire.
Grapefruit: Serves you right for messing with the king of fruitdom. (laughs)